NOTICE: Rated pg-Four---uh, Thirteen for language none more severe than one might find while watching 'Friends' or such the like. If this offends you, please don't read...


BizenGHASP
An Interview with the Retards

Edwea
Trained Killer
"Look, I don't want to hurt you. Conflict is both infantile and barbaric. But, if you insult Dinah in any way, pose as any threat to me physically, mentally, or emotionally, or try to explain what love is, I will decapitate you."

Edanny
Gender, Species, Age, and Sexual Orientation Unknown
"Dude, I'm like, a cat. And I'm a spirit. And yes, Goddamn it, I'm a GUY. So what if all I need to be happy is to look at my tattoo in the mirror? Mirrors equal sex. Unless you're Edrear, in which case mirrors equal bulimia."

Deenah
Multiple Personalities
"Some eccentric people ship me with Vincent. . . .while that's a bit awkward, there are several other problems...try to name the ship, whaddaya get, Vadina? WTF? . . .Hold on... 'Multiple Personalities'? Uhh, I don't think so. . . . Wait, you've got video clips?! Come on! I know this writing sucks, but I have so many personalities, it wouldn't matter anyway, right?! Hel-lo!"

Vincentè
Dead
"Hey... yeah, I know people have been wondering about me, but I'm fine. . . . What's Heaven like? That information is withheld. Look, I came, now can I have my twenty bucks? And I wanna talk to Dinah. . . .What? That guy told me I could -- No, you go to Hell! And considering where I currently take residence, you very well could, bitch!"

Erezsebe...Erzebe...Ersa...Erz...Izzy
Bathes in Blood
"My name is Erzebet, and I do not bathe in blood. My hair is naturally this color.   . . .Wait, you're saying I killed Vincent? What the Hell! Come on! Really, I...I'd never do such a thing!    I mean ...maybe I did think of him as someone who could bring me freedom, and... maybe I did have some kind of feelings for him... And maybe it was the statue in my garden that murdered hi-- uh. Oops. I'll be leaving before I get killed, now."

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